Thursday, January 19, 2017

When "Forklift's" Kids Turned Bad

James Paul Fulmer Jr. was called "Forklift." Hey, who wouldn't want a name like that? It's not quite "Tank," but it's still pretty gosh darn imposing. Somewhere along the way Forklift married, fathered two girls, divorced, and then hooked up with Sherri. 

When Forklift suddenly dropped dead early last November, obituaries called this live-in girlfriend his "soul mate." Soul mate? He never cared enough to marry her and listed himself as "single" on Facebook. Did someone forgot to tell Forklift about the special relationship?

Looks like things turned ugly after the funeral. In late November Forklift's daughters Brandy and Brittany were forced to resort to visiting their father's house in Killen while Sherri was at work. Once there they loaded up several valuable items and hit the road, but not before Sherri's friend next door took some candids of the impromptu move. Guess that answers the question of neighborhood watch effectiveness.

Now here's where Sherri could have acted the classic fallen woman with a heart of gold, but she didn't. Instead of refusing to press charges against her lover's offspring, Sherri had them arrested for burglary, theft, and criminal mischief. So Forklift's daughters got their mug shots in the local rag, and Sherri got to prove she's a real fluffer.