Thursday, January 19, 2017

When "Forklift's" Kids Turned Bad


Forklift
James Paul Fulmer Jr. was called "Forklift." Hey, who wouldn't want a name like that? It's not quite "Tank," but it's still pretty gosh darn imposing. Somewhere along the way Forklift married, fathered two girls, divorced, and then hooked up with Sherri. 

When Forklift suddenly dropped dead early last November, obituaries called this live-in girlfriend his "soul mate." Soul mate? He never cared enough to marry her and listed himself as "single" on Facebook. Did someone forgot to tell Forklift about the special relationship?

Looks like things turned ugly after the funeral. In late November Forklift's daughters Brandy and Brittany were forced to resort to visiting their father's house in Killen while Sherri was at work. Once there they loaded up several valuable items and hit the road, but not before Sherri's friend next door took some candids of the impromptu move. Guess that answers the question of neighborhood watch effectiveness.

Now here's where Sherri could have acted the classic fallen woman with a heart of gold, but she didn't. Instead of refusing to press charges against her lover's offspring, Sherri had them arrested for burglary, theft, and criminal mischief. So Forklift's daughters got their mug shots in the local rag, and Sherri got to prove she's a real fluffer.

Thursday, December 29, 2016

Tanya Wallis Not Drug Free

Did Tommy Wallis shoot his wife Tanya in the head and claim she tried to commit suicide? The Shoals Tatler thinks he did and more importantly a jury thought so also. Twelve honest jurors gave Wallis a life sentence, but there was more to the story.

The tattooed Tommy had previous arrests for stalking and drug trafficking. Badass Tommy wasn’t alone in the drug trafficking. Wifey Tanya was also arrested but hubby Tommy tried to take her out before they went to court. Little Tanya always claimed her total innocence, portraying herself as a loving mother and abused spouse.

Now Tommy languishes in prison while 35 year-old Tanya…does what? Florence cops knew what she was doing on December 18 when they arrested her for paraphernalia possession and use. No word on where the two kids were.

Tanya Marie Jackson Wallis soon made bail and spent Christmas at home. Jon Thomas Wallis spent Christmas in the big house.

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Anna Greer - Certified Vandal


It's official that Anna Greer, a Florence High School Student, is one of two vandals photographed at the old railroad bridge with a can of red spray paint. She committed a misdemeanor so she'll face only a Sheffield Municipal Court judge. Has she flipped on her friend? Surely someone knows the friend's name. Ah, another story for another day.

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Debut


Welcome to the Shoals Tatler. We're a lot of things here, but politically correct isn't one of them. So sit back and enjoy our on dits as we educate, elucidate, amuse, surprise, and even shock you.