This is What's Wrong with Florence

 

What's wrong in Florence? Here's a few clues...

1. It involves a male who's grossly overweight.

2. It involves a female who looks and dresses like a male.

But you can get rid of this dubious pair in less than two years. Even if you have to elect Bill Griffin, just do it!

The Tatler

Young Betterton is a Thug

 

Now our mayor's grandson has beaten up someone. Is Andy Betterton to blame? Well...he raised him as we understand it.

Christopher Betterton is now 23. Obviously he's responsible for his actions but just as I'll always be a major influence on my three daughters so will Andy and his moral tenets, if he has any, be a huge force in Chris' life.

Andy needs to resign pronto! It's not too late to take Chris in hand and make something of him. Florence doesn't need a mayor like Andy Betterton. We can't take two more years of him!

The Tatler